Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Living Boring

Some people live green. Some live long and prosper (and it has nothing to do with length of life or actual prosperity). Some people Live Strong.

I, on the other hand, am living boring. No surprises. No pets. No extravagant expenditures. Unless you count getting married. And if you knew the thought process that is going into keeping those wedding-related expenditures from becoming extravagant, you wouldn't count it.

What this means is that I have almost nothing to write about.

I'm eating better, but that's only three words.

I'm exercising more, but I plan to publish my thoughts on the 30 days of self-mutilation (a.k.a. cardio and strength training) all at once.

At one point, I had lost 4 pounds, but I ate a lot in the last three days. A LOT.

You're bored now, aren't you?

Mission accomplished.


  1. I think it's worth noting that you recycled the huge stacks of Wall Street Journals which were piled on your bedroom floor. You did do that, right?

  2. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Getting married, all sandwiched in there in a self-proclaimed "boring" post. Sneaky.